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Book 1 - Poisons is always in the Prettiest Bottle
Book 1 - Poisons is always in the Prettiest Bottle
Book 1 - Poisons is always in the Prettiest Bottle
Genie Alden runs the quaintest little skincare shop in Lancashire - if you ignore the tarot cards, the Death card's morning greetings, and her product line featuring Belladonna.
Business is booming, especially her special consultations for women who need more than just a good moisturizer. Let's just say some problems require... creative solutions.
Then Ciarán walks into her life: Irish butcher, walking temptation, and a man who knows exactly where to cut for maximum impact. He's got secrets darker than her eyeliner and hands that tell stories she's dying to hear.
But when mysterious strangers start asking questions and bodies start causing complications, Genie realizes her perfectly organized chaos might be spiraling out of control.
Good thing she's got magic, sarcasm, and a few tricks up her sleeve that would make her witch ancestors cackle with pride.
Some bottles are prettier than others. Some secrets are deadlier than most.
Poison is always in the Prettiest Bottle is a Romcom based in Lancashire England. This book does touch on some themes like murder, and cannibalism. If these subjects bother you please refrain from reading.
Book 2 - Candles make great Alibis
Book 1 - Poisons is always in the Prettiest Bottle
Book 1 - Poisons is always in the Prettiest Bottle
Bernie makes candles. Lovely, relaxing candles that definitely don't contain chloroform, and if they do, it's purely for scientific purposes and improved sleep quality. Many successful "experiments" have taught her that there's always a creative solution to society's pest problem.
Living in Genie's magical estate should be a dream come true, except Bernie has a talent for setting things on fire, knocking over priceless antiques, and accidentally creating what might technically be classified as chemical weapons.
When three mysterious butchers roll into their sleepy Lancashire town, Bernie's scientific curiosity is piqued. Especially when she meets Theo, a man who appreciates the finer points of making problems disappear forever.
He's got secrets darker than her basement laboratory and a moral compass that points in the same deliciously twisted direction as hers.
It should be the perfect match, except Bernie's never fallen for someone who might actually understand her hobbies. And Theo's never met a woman who could give him a run for his money in the "morally questionable life choices" department.
Some candles burn brighter than others. Some love stories are deadlier than most.
Candles make Great Alibis is a Romcom based in Lancashire England. This book does touch on some themes like murder, and cannibalism. If these subjects bother you please refrain from reading.
Book 3 - Socials with a side of Pie
Book 1 - Poisons is always in the Prettiest Bottle
Book 3 - Socials with a side of Pie
Coming 2026
Daisy reviews things for a living. Two million followers hang on her every sultry word, and brands pay obscene amounts for her to hold their products up to a camera and promise life-changing results. It's a good life—until she falls for Fraser, a Scottish butcher with hands that know exactly how to handle meat and a past darker than her eyeliner.
One night of spectacular sex turns into something more complicated when two pink lines appear on a pregnancy test.
But Fraser isn't just any reformed criminal. He's the kind of man whose real name comes with a bounty, whose enemies would pay handsomely to know where he lives and who he loves.
Meanwhile, Daisy's got her own problems. A stalker who knows her every move, sends countdown timers, and has very specific plans for what happens when time runs out.
Between morning sickness, death threats, and a boyfriend who's legally changing his identity, her content calendar is the least of her worries.
Good thing Fraser's as skilled at making people disappear as he is at making her scream his name.
Some influencers sell dreams. Some secrets are worth killing for.
Socials with a side of Pie is a Romcom based in Lancashire England. This book does touch on some themes like murder, and cannibalism. If these subjects bother you please refrain from reading.